The Unpredictable Life

The Unpredictable Life
Indah~

Saturday, May 18, 2019

Family

1. One of the biggest fear that I have is, kalau aku mati masa jaga anak-anak, what will happen to them?

2. I am not talking about in the future, tapi dalam masa 8 jam, sebelum my wife coming back from her shift. I used to have this thought masa jaga Aisyah dulu, tapi selepas Aisyah besar, alhamdulillah, umur den masih panjang. Skang, this thought is coming back, sebab ada little Maryam pulak.

3. So far, I manage to teach Aisyah bukak peti dan cari makanan, buang air sendiri dalam toilet, amik air minum drp water container, just in case something happens. Kalau boring sgt, bukak channel 611 (kids channel). So far, she manages that.

4. And for Maryam, so far aku hanya berjaya ajar Aisyah bagi puting pada adik kalau adik nangis. Bonus point is, utk angkat phone kalau sapa sapa call. Lama jugak ni, kalau berlaku apa apa, jenuh nak tunggu mama balik (Nauzubillahi min zalik).

5. I used to tell my wife 4 years ago, on this concern. Actually, she had the same thought, but from her side; what if she died while driving back home, tapi anak sakit dan I am still waiting for her? Waktu tu, we only had 1 small car? For that reason, I bought another small car for us! Lol.

Semoga Allah memudahkan urusan kami.
...But they plan, and Allah plans. And Allah is the best of planners. (8:30)


Tuesday, May 7, 2019

Parenting 101

Parenting 101

1. Last night, my wife was so worried. She will be leaving me and the kids for the first time, after a long time (last time was Aisyah was a baby). She has to work over the weekends.

2. Not telling her, I was worried as well. It had been forever since I did that. But then, it is just like other problems. You do it one step at a time...

X Basuh kencing maryam (checked)
X Maryam kencing atas baju masa dukung dia, lepas basuh kencing dia (checked)
X Basuh berak dia masa nak pakaikan Pampers dia (checked)
X Keluar 3 orang cari makanan sebab lapar sangat (checked)
X Bawak 2 orang anak sedang tidur masuk kedai makan (checked)

List goes on...


Life Hacks of a Lazy Dad 

Life Hacks of a Lazy Dad

 To make sure the baby can sleep soundly, when mom is not around;

 NO. 1. Baju mak sengaja xbasuh: masyarakat FB pernah mengutarakan teori bayi boleh menghidu bau ibunya, and gives sort of comforting effect to the baby (maksud lain ibu smelly, lol. JK).

 NO. 2. Leher KeKura berdiameter dan berat sama dengan lengan mommy. Memberikan kesan 3D pada baby yang maknya ada tengah memeluk anaknya semasa tidur.

 NO. 3. Pasangkan TV mcm biasa, pada volume slightly lower, memberi kesan psychological effect yang nothing has ever changed, semua orang ada je kat rumah ni...

 Lol!


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