Genius vs. Loyar Buruk

We were reading an encyclopedia, when we saw a picture of a blue frog.
'It is a poisonous frog, we will be dead in seconds if we touch it.'...I told her.

Then she asked,
Kalau dia pegang perut dia sendiri?
Takpe, kan perut dia sendiri, dia ada ubat dia...

Kalau mama dia pegang dia?
Pon xpe, kan mama dia katak jugak...

Kalau dia gatal belakang, pastu dia suruh kawan dia garu? Kawan dia tu Meow (a cat)...
mati la kawan dia...

Congratulation...anak aku officially loyar buruk jugak...